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in case you were wondering dear diary, it is the fourth of july and i haven't talked to you in a long time. i am homeless again. i just went to mexico. tequila makes me a crazy man. i pissed in a plastic bag, in my tent, and then put it down and it spilled everywhere because i couldn't figure out how to unzip the door to the stupid tent. i can be a real jackass. i haven't had sex in a long time, and that makes me want to smash faces with lead pipes. well, not really. just sort of. i am going to arizona to live on a grandma commune with a bunch of old ladies, and it sounds like the coolest thing i will ever do. you are jealous. too bad its not a hot girl commune. after that i might move to north carolina, not for any reason really, just cause, i am thinking ashville. also i am going to become famous. look for me. i love you. bye. ----- the sad truth - 6:46 a.m. , January 01, 1970 in case you were wondering - 10:33 a.m. , July 04, 2006 in case you were wondering - 10:33 a.m. , July 04, 2006 dont call it a comeback - 11:17 p.m. , January 19, 2006 the enlightened ones - 11:16 a.m. , February 19, 2040 |